Ladies and Gentlemen
You know the custom has always been
To introduce our spokesman to you
Before the story begins

So with no further ado, yeah
Let me introduce myself to you
I'm Dr. Love, baby
You know I'm Dr. Love

You know the moment that I was born
My nurse gave me the old come on
And the sience of love as kid, yeh
I had an IQ of three hundred
And in loveology
I have a, a PHD
Because I'm Dr. Love, baby

If you're alone and in despair
And there's no one that seems to care
My prescrition to you, yeah
Would be a kiss or two
Come Dr. Love
Oh you know I'm Dr. Love

Now you had a broken heart
And you'd like to make a brand new start
I have an operation, yeah
That's been a great sensation
Now you just give it a day or two, yeah
You would be as good as new

Because I'm Dr. Love, baby
Oh you know I'm Dr. Love

I have a PHD in loveology, yeah baby
Everything's gonna be alright
In a day or two you'll be as good as new, baby.....
